posted by: jennifer
it is the day after Saint Patrick's Day... my youngest went out into the living room first thing this morning and looked around. (just like she had done yesterday morning, and when she came home from school yesterday)
she came to the kitchen and announced "leprechauns don't like our house."
I didn't say a word.
then "you know why they don't like our house? because it's not clean, and so they can't mess it up."
when did Saint Patrick's Day get so out of hand? I have never particularly like the day. I hated the whole "you are going to get pinched if you don't wear green" shenanigans when I was in school, and still do. But I think when I was growing up, that is about all involved in the day.
By the way, my kids asked yesterday morning if I was wearing green. I said no. and then I said I don't like St. Patrick's Day.... but as I thought about it throughout the day, it is more I don't celebrate it.
these days though, the leprechauns come into the classrooms at school, and overturn trash cans, leave green footprints all over desks.
I have heard that they even go to houses, pee in the toilet (did you know they have green pee?) and forget to flush. well, that's the word in the hallways at the elementary school.
now, in all honesty, for a couple of years, I felt the pressure. The leprechauns did show up here a couple of times... they sprinkled some glitter and left some chocolate coins.
but I think they have got the point. this is not a good house to hit.
and it is okay. Because I don't think ankle breaking size holes, that have been covered with grass, in hopes of trapping a leprechaun, that are dug in the backyard (in the pathway no less) should be encouraged.
so, long story short, if you want to keep leprechauns away from your house, keep it messy.
thank goodness they don't like messy houses, because all I need is another creature reeking havoc up in here.